Total Playtime: The Bernard Matthews of the Halo Extended Universe

Total Playtime is the official Jank podcast, and is produced thanks to the support of our paying subscribers (and formerly our backers on Patreon). This week's episode is exclusive to paying subscribers: you may join them by subscribing here, which will grant access to every episode since launch. 

A special subscriber episode this week, as Nate became fascinated by the inexplicable Xbox partnership with McDonalds and insisted that we sample it, only to be thwarted at the last minute by his local branch running out of Master Chief-branded McNuggets. Thus: an episode in which Brendy and I are both in the grip of early-onset post-McDonalds regret while Nate sits giddily excited while his wife treks across the West Midlands looking for a branch that still has it in stock. 

Will she succeed before we finish recording? Does any of this stuff qualify as “food” as recognised by any scientific authority? And do any of them earn anything approximating a recommendation? Listen in to find out.