Total Playtime: Negged by the War Crimes Pensioner

Total Playtime is the official Jank podcast, and is produced thanks to the support of our paying subscribers (and formerly our backers on Patreon). This week's episode is exclusive to that exalted throng: you may join them by subscribing here, which will grant access to every episode so far. 

This week’s episode was actually recorded during Opening Night Live, and while it’s tempting to say we did this as a deliberate slight on Geoff it was actually just an accident of timing, illness and baby issues. Journey back to this more innocent time when Gamescom was still going, the GTA 6 leakers were still juicing their memecoin ahead of its underwhelming rugpull, and Alice had not been cast by the local amateur dramatics society. 

The topic this week is pitching lavish sequels, but specifically only those that could only exist thanks to the backing of generous philanthropists such as the Jank subscribers who fund both this site and this podcast. Join Alice, Nate and Brendy for a brisk run through a wide variety of variously beloved game franchises that could be profitably* re-established to guaranteed** success, plus an extended aside about rural living.