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You know, I think videogames should be cool

If I were a videogame, we woudn't have so many problems

Remember when videogames were cool? Trick question! They are still cool. And so am I.

Hello, my name is Brendan and I think life should be full of fun, except when it is winter - then it should be full of hardship.

One thing I have noticed about fun is that it often occurs while playing a PC game. Sometimes that is good, such as when you shout "hooray!" or "wow!" at one of the bright flashbangs that goes off in your face before you are executed by a man with a rifle. Sometimes it is quote unquote BAD, such as when you finish the level and are awarded not a single crystal or gem stone.

Did you know?
There is a convicted murderer in my hometown. He plays Call of Duty under the username "gigakiller23" and somehow is still active in matches, even though he is in prison with no access to a games console.

The difficulty comes, I think, when fun is withheld. I once played a computer game with my cousin Conor and he told me - no, promised me - that I would be the next person to hold and use the controller. Unfortunately, this was