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06 Feb 2026 By Graham Smith What We're Playing

What you should play this weekend

Tell us what you are playing in the comments

Another weekend? So soon? I am not at all prepared for this collision with two days of supposed non-work, but I hope that you are making merry, putting your feet up, and stuffing your gullet with salty, crunchy videogames.

Here what you should or could be playing. Tell us what you actually are playing in the comments.

Dragon Quest VII Reimagined

I am not an RPG guy, but oh how I dream of being. Alas, I tried playing the Dragon Quest VII Reimagined demo and fell asleep on the couch within an hour. I'm like yer da putting the snooker or bowls on TV on a Sunday - I see the colour green and I'm out. If you've greater fortitude than I, this seems like a great modernisation of one of the genre's classics, with lots of fast-forward and automation options to make the combat more fun (and an anthology structure to make the 85-hour runtime less intimidating).

A spaceship with a lot of complicated parts, viewed from above, possibly on fire. — This is fine.

06 Feb 2026 By Brendan Caldwell Bits

Menace wants you dead

Joke's on you, I love to die

Take a good look at that title font, you'll be seeing this shade of red a lot. Menace is the new XCOM-flavoured turn-based tactics lad who just dropped in from orbit to shoot you in the shinbones and make a mocking crybaby face at you as you bleed out. It is quite difficult.

It's also a very slow burner. I have put nine hours into the brutal early access build and all I have to show for it are three dead friends and a rocket launcher made out of sellotape. If you're familiar with Battle Brothers - the previous tactical death sentence this studio released - you'll know how it goes. You are once again raising a mercenary army, yet are persistently outnumbered, outgunned, and underfunded. There is an element of sci-fi horror to how quickly you can run out of money. In space, no one can give you a small business loan.

A dropship hovers over a desert planet as many troops stand watching it fly away. — That dropship looks a little familiar but let's say nothing.

A disaster has occurred aboard your military spaceship, and as the highest-ranking officer to survive the catastrophe, you are now in charge. Great timing, as your vessel has arrived in a foreign solar system of pirate scum,

05 Feb 2026 By Graham Smith Bits

I can't stop playing KOLYDR

A new classic from the master craftsman of browser games.

I can't describe KOLYDR more succinctly than it describes itself, as a game in which "you clear out reds by crashing into blues until a green appears." It's a tiny, single screen PICO-8 game you can play in your browser right now. What makes me keep playing is that it's a game of constant risk and reward, one where nearly every moment is a gamble and every death was preventable if only I hadn't pushed my luck.

This is also what makes me yowl in anguish every time I die.

Here's the longer explanation of how KOLYDR works: you move a small craft (using arrow keys, ESDF or gamepad) around a square arena. Blue squares appear which explode when touched, and the explosions destroy red squares, which are otherwise gradually filling the arena. Destroyed red squares drop gold which can be collected and are worth 100 points. After a short while, green squares will begin to appear which allow you to end your run and bank your score.

Naturally, you want your score to be as high as possible, so you don't leave when a green exit first appears. Instead, you keep going, as reds appear at random throughout the

04 Feb 2026 By Brendan Caldwell Bits

There are only 9 types of quest, says Fallout creator - but what about these?

Let's talk quest this out

How many types of quest are there in an RPG? Shut up, the question has already been answered by Fallout creator Tim Cain, who says there are nine - count 'em - nine types of quest. When you set off as Goblonk the Brave this morning you didn't know it, but you're only going to see these nine familiar missions as you travel the kingdom. At least according to Cain.

I think he might be missing a few. More importantly, the whole idea of taxonomising quests this way risks stripping the flavour out of quest design by limiting everything to a set menu of indivisible "ingredients". We're not making a casserole here. And even if we were, why can't I put some nettles in just to see what happens? There are a lot of quests that just don't fit the mold.

First, you can watch Cain's whole video on the taxonomy here. It's interesting. And to be fair, it's more like a fifteen-minute blast of audible thoughts than any grand theory of quest design. I don't think Cain intends to publish this in a peer-reviewed journal or anything. But that doesn't mean I can't pick a thoughtfight.

04 Feb 2026 By Graham Smith Bits

Modders have turned one of racing's most hardcore sims into a Speed Racer game

And I'm crashing out at the first corner over and over.

I love Speed Racer, the Wachowski's kaleidoscopic family film which depicts a form of racing that's both a transcendent act of self-expression and an absurd, Wacky Races-style gauntlet around the coolest Hot Wheels track you've ever seen. The film was accompanied at the time by Speed Racer: The Videogame, a middling tie-in for the Wii. It deserved better.

Enter Assetto Corsa. The 2014 racing game is a staggeringly detailed simulation of real cars and racetracks, but it's also home to a vibrant modding community. Which I discovered when YouTube offered up a video titled "Insane Speed Racer mod" and didn't disappoint.

The copyrighted soundtrack isn't present in the mod, to be clear.

I love arcade racing games, but sims tend to be beyond my tolerance (unless they're about delivering freight across Europe). I have therefore never previously had any interest in playing Assetto Corsa until I saw the video above, at which point I immediately got it on Steam.

If you're now considering doing the same, I should warn you: all my dreams did not come true.

For a start, there is no "Speed Racer mod", as the YouTube video title suggests. There are instead two different mods: a T-180

27 Jan 2026 By Graham Smith Bits

Sektori is a finely crafted adrenaline machine and I am a tiny baby

If I was a better person, maybe I’d want to play this brilliant shmup more.

Sektori is deeply unfashionable. It isn’t stacked with layer upon layer of meta-progression, unlocks, and permanent upgrades drip-fed to you incrementally over hours. Death does not send you back to a glowing neon house to fill with glowing neon furniture, or an entire neon village inhabited by sexy neon people who tell you about your sad neon backstory.

It is, instead, pure videogame. Sektori is an arcade shmup in the (neon) vein of Robotron in which you are beset upon by (neon) shapes that kill you if they touch you. Death presents you with nothing more than a score and an invitation to try again.

The trailer alone gets my heart rate pumping.

That’s not to say it’s solely a retro throwback. That paragraph above also perfectly describes Geometry Wars, an obvious aesthetic inspiration, but Sektori has broader inspirations and plenty of ideas of its own. The arena changes shape during play. You have a dash move which destroys enemies, and which can be instantly recharged if you use it to collect tokens. There are four different types of token, which advance you along an upgrade track, or give you a temporary increase in fire rate,

27 Jan 2026 By Brendan Caldwell Bits

Why we are making Jank

Because if we didn't we would probably explode

What I want from Jank is simple. I want to find the good PC games, and write about them with an honesty and thoughtfulness that only independent ownership can allow. An oasis where good writing on games can live in peace. I want Jank to be a little tropical island you can visit, where you will always find me in the shallows, trousers rolled up, spearfishing for something interesting. Like Tom Hanks in Castaway.

Except I'm not a shill for FedEx. So I also want to fire autoplaying videos into the sea. I would like churn to take a backseat to quality scribbles. And if the noise of deals posts could please diminish into nothing, that would be nice. Perhaps paragraph-long headlines could also get straight into the bin? No worries if not. At the very least, I would appreciate a place where I can safely shit on Call Of Duty when annually called upon to do so, a high horse upon which to laugh at Leslie Benzies' latest disaster. What? You mean having your own site allows you to just do all that? Cool.

A woman with white hair looks dead-eyed toward the ground, saying "This is good for me". — From egg frying simulator Arctic Eggs, a tale of culinary independence in a hellish

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